I Had This Same Idea...

...but No More Mr. Nice Guy beat me to it:

An early Christian manuscript has been carbon-dated by scientists at the University of Arizona Accelerator Mass Spectrometry Laboratory. The controversial document is likely to causes upheaval in the accepted story of the Son of Bush.

The document purports to show that Scooter Libby, traditionally regarded as a traitor, was in fact a willing collaborator who betrayed the cause on the personal orders of Junior W. Christ himself.

Go learn the whole truth.