Dubyuh Bush's U.N.O. Democracy Speech

[To the tune of Neil Diamond's "Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show".]

Call Turtle Bay, and say he's on his way
See his guards for today are in place
Clear Forty-sixth, around First Avenue
Keep the media crew from his face
The Assembly Hall with its slanted roof
Will hear any claim, even with no proof

It's Bush, Dubyuh Bush,
Gee Dubyuh Bush's U.N.O. Democracy Speech ["Leader! Leader!"]
Take one drink per lie, and you will get sky high
So let's watch him preach, how Iran's in breach, 'fore they impeach

The world's cameras watch, and the reporters crowd
More than fire codes allowed on the rails
Bored diplomats have brought all of their staff
So they'll get a good laugh from his tales
Starting off the bat, with misleading stats
Then to follow that, altered pics from sats

It's Bush, Dubyuh Bush,
Gee Dubyuh Bush's U.N.O. Democracy Speech
Take one drink per lie, and you will get sky high
So let's watch him preach, how Iran's in breach, 'fore they impeach

Lovers ["Leader!"], freedom lovers ["Decider!"]
Now God's given me tools of fire ["Leader! Decider!"]
And when an axis is vile
I've got to bust up their bunkers for them ["Decider!"]
'Cause that's what nukes are for ["Leader! Decider!"]
And when you doubt my style
I've got to bust you for being with them ["Decider!"]
Condemn you as the axis choir
'Cause that's what power's for ["Leader! Decider!"]

Let me have my way, join the winning side
And you'll live today, as the world I stride
["Leader! Leader! Leader! Leader! Leader! Leader! Leader! Leader!"]

It's Bush, Dubyuh Bush,
Gee Dubyuh Bush's U.N.O. Democracy Speech
Take one drink per lie, and you will get sky high
So let's watch him preach, how Iran's in breach, 'fore they impeach