Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Dubyuh Bush's U.N.O. Democracy Speech

[To the tune of Neil Diamond's "Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show".]

Call Turtle Bay, and say he's on his way
See his guards for today are in place
Clear Forty-sixth, around First Avenue
Keep the media crew from his face
The Assembly Hall with its slanted roof
Will hear any claim, even with no proof

It's Bush, Dubyuh Bush,
Gee Dubyuh Bush's U.N.O. Democracy Speech ["Leader! Leader!"]
Take one drink per lie, and you will get sky high
So let's watch him preach, how Iran's in breach, 'fore they impeach

The world's cameras watch, and the reporters crowd
More than fire codes allowed on the rails
Bored diplomats have brought all of their staff
So they'll get a good laugh from his tales
Starting off the bat, with misleading stats
Then to follow that, altered pics from sats

It's Bush, Dubyuh Bush,
Gee Dubyuh Bush's U.N.O. Democracy Speech
Take one drink per lie, and you will get sky high
So let's watch him preach, how Iran's in breach, 'fore they impeach

Lovers ["Leader!"], freedom lovers ["Decider!"]
Now God's given me tools of fire ["Leader! Decider!"]
And when an axis is vile
I've got to bust up their bunkers for them ["Decider!"]
'Cause that's what nukes are for ["Leader! Decider!"]
And when you doubt my style
I've got to bust you for being with them ["Decider!"]
Condemn you as the axis choir
'Cause that's what power's for ["Leader! Decider!"]

Let me have my way, join the winning side
And you'll live today, as the world I stride
["Leader! Leader! Leader! Leader! Leader! Leader! Leader! Leader!"]

It's Bush, Dubyuh Bush,
Gee Dubyuh Bush's U.N.O. Democracy Speech
Take one drink per lie, and you will get sky high
So let's watch him preach, how Iran's in breach, 'fore they impeach

3 Comments:

Blogger Mad Kane said...

Nice job!
Mad Kane
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2:56 PM  
Blogger Causal said...

Impeach Bush yourself! No Joke.
This is much more than just a petition.

There's a little known and rarely used clause of the "Jefferson Manual" in the rules for the House of Representatives which sets forth the various ways in which a president can be impeached. Only the House Judiciary Committee puts together the Articles of Impeachment, but before that happens, someone has to initiate the process.

That's where we come in. In addition to the State-by-State method, one of the ways to get impeachment going is for individual citizens like you and me to submit a memorial. ImpeachforPeace.org, part of the movement to impeach the president, has created a new memorial based on one which was successful in impeaching a federal official in the past. You can find it on their website as a PDF.

STOP WAITING FOR YOUR MEMBERS OF CONGRESS TO ACT FOR YOU.

You can initiate the impeachment process yourself by downloading the memorial, filling in the relevant information in the blanks (your name, state, etc.), and sending it in.

http://ImpeachForPeace.org/ImpeachNow.html

More information on the precedent for submitting an impeachment
memorial, and the House Rules on this procedure, can also be found at
the above address.

If you have any doubts that Bush has committed crimes warranting
impeachment, read this page: http://ImpeachForPeace.org/evidence/

If you're concerned that impeachment might not be the best strategy
at this point, read the bottom of this page: http://ImpeachForPeace.org

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
Bush, June 18, 2002

"War is Peace."
Big Brother in George Orwell's 1984

2:51 AM  
Blogger Bride Of Acheron said...

Muchas gracias to blogrolemodel Madeleine! I am blushing with pride!

2:35 PM  

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