Heteronormativity Scene

[In honor of this day:]



And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Corporate America, that all the world should be educated.

And all went to be schooled, every one into his own legacy university.

And George also went up from Andover, and out of the city of Milton, into Connecticut, unto the college at New Haven, which is called Yale; (because he was of the house and lineage of Eli:)

To be educated with Bar his espoused wife, being great with child.

And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.

And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in sexual roles, and raised him all a-macho; because there was no room for wimps among the men.