A Letter From Dirty Jerry

I know what you're thinking. "Is it worth a smiting or will I just get plagues?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kind of forgotten what in Christ's name I was supposed to do to you. But being as this is a Smitemaster 5000, the most powerful fiery sword in all of Heaven, and would cleave thee clean in two, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?

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