Tuesday, December 20, 2005

The Silver Lining

The G.G.W. (aka the N.Y.T.) uncovers more titillating tidbits:
One F.B.I. document indicates that agents in Indianapolis planned to conduct surveillance as part of a "Vegan Community Project." Another document talks of the Catholic Workers group's "semi-communistic ideology." A third indicates the bureau's interest in determining the location of a protest over llama fur planned by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Finally, they stumble upon the real terrorists. I had so counted on a beautiful llama coat for Christ Holimas. Now at least agent Scully will be checking for paint cans among the attendees at fur catwalk shows. That's right, sister! Gisele Bündchen needs protection from those putrid PETA pests!

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