Kicking Them When They're Down, Or Something....

Over at the American Street, the estimable anonyMoses has printed an excerpt from the GOP Family Values Hymnal, which begins:

Cock of Pages, cleft for me,
Let me hide my sa-la-mi

Rsad it all here. And for the many who never click through, I preserve here for posterity my own comments appended thereto:

No, no, let’s use a hymn that gets right to the point:

Foley loved the little pages
All the hunky pages he has known
Gay or Bi — they’re both all right
They can come and spend the night
He can hardly wait till they are grown