The Unbearable Whiteness Of Being There

Doghouse Riley ponders the only Prez we've got as Sacrificial Defecator in a consumerist world. Key quote:

"Kissing a toilet seat? Young man, if you go around kissing toilet seats, getting VD is the last thing you should be worried about."

Something to read on the throne at James Lileks in the Amazing Battery-Powered Foaming Bowl-a-Rama.