Keep Your Head Down Low

Following up on the frightening concept of a musical about Bill O'Reilly, World O'Crap contributes a marvelous song to the tune of an old tear-jerking classic: "Billy, Don't Be a Dimwit".

In the comments there, someone does a version of a better lament (especially considering the holiday season):

Yet, if she said she'd sue me
I'd be lost, I'd be frightened
I couldn't cope
Just couldn't cope
I'd scream "Shut up!"
Cut off her mic
Send Fox security
She scares me so....

It looks like I need to post more parodies; there seems to be more demand than Mad Kane and I are supplying by ourselves.