Not The Missionary Position
The Quaker Agitator asked us to post our own Alternative Invocation for the Obamanaugural instead of the words of the dishonest misogynistic homophobic hatemonger who'll be giving the "official" one. Instead I choose to defer to the words of the casus belli now being used to split sheep and goats among those with a minor quibble over Papal infallibility, openly gay Episcopal Bishop Gene Robinson. You can view a video and read the text of his remarks, made at the trivial consolation pulpit afforded him (albeit intentionally -- by the Obama campaign -- denied television coverage on HBO of his remarks only) at Sunday's Lincoln Memorial event at this site. Well said, within the context you evolved from, Bishop.